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bluhstrider:

djpaige:

But srsly though

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If you ever find yourself in a Disney movie

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And someone or something starts being mysteriously surrounded by lime green

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Stay away from the thing

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Everything lime green is evil

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Just remember that.

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Everything lime green is evil.

Every Villain ILime 

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I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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clamjob:
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wildhogs2007:

wildhogs2007:

i seriously just had the thought “i wonder if I could rush from the computer to the top of the fridge to squat in the 3 seconds photobooth gives me”

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mstrkrftz:

Time Stacks by Matt Molloy

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whoredinarygirl:

yet another unrealistic standard

whoredinarygirl:

yet another unrealistic standard

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lovetoflyanditshows:

Famous Viners?

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forever:

just imagine how good life would be if pizza made u have a flat stomach

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bettycrockerdile:

i had a pun about insanity but then i lost it

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dimnuggitz:

Zoom zoom

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zooeyclairedeschanel:

zooeyclairedeschanel:

something went horribly wrong and dylan sprouse came out looking like a hot teen boy and cole’s crusty ass is out here lookin like a damn founding father of the united states

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is it just me or did cole sprouse lowkey acknowledge my tumblr post

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frenums:
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deadtrash:

"thats not very lady-like of you"

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bootlegprecious:

xaldien:

triumphantshananigans:

yourknightoflife:

fallenpitch:

princssyue:

themelonlordapproves:

At first I didn’t want to reblog this because of the first one.

And then I saw the others.

And…

(OMFG NO

{OMG GUYS}

THAT LAST ONE THO

It becomes too nonsensical NOT to reblog this xD

…How would Toph even know what’s going on?

Lost it at the cabbage man, omfg.

(Source: princess-natsume, via deathisapromiselifeisafuckinglie)